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禀告太后! Your Highness!
皇上和长公主又要密谋逃走了! The royal siblings plan to escape again!
- 截住他们! - 遵旨! - Stop them! - Yes, Your Highness!
待会咱们就分头溜出宫去 We'll sneak out separately...
免得两个人走太招摇 to avoid suspicion.
然后咱们在江南的梅龙镇会合 We'll then meet up in Meilong town.
光天化日我们这样走 行不行? Are we going to get away in broad daylight?
没问题! Sure!
皇上 你就这样走的话 Your Majesty! If you leave us,
宫中岂不是群龙无首吗? the palace will be left without a leader.
怎么会? Of course not.
母后这么精明 什么事一天到晚都要管 The Queen Mother is very clever, she takes care of everything all the time.
就让她拿主意好了 Let her make all the decisions.
别在这碍手碍脚! Now off with you!
这班人在我眼中 只不过是一群饭桶 For me, these useless people are just like bucketfuls of rice.
皇上在我眼中 何尝不是一个粽子? For me, The Emperor is like a rice dumpling.
你们这些奴才 可恶! You fools!
放我下来! Leave me alone!
你们都是饭桶! You idiots!
怎么可以让长公主跑掉了? How could you have let the Princess escape?
奴才该死! It's all our fault!
你们这些废物! You useless trash!
拦住了皇上 却让长公主不见了 You stopped the Emperor, but lost sight of the Princess.
皇上出宫 最多闹点荒唐事 The Emperor could be allowed to fool around outside.
长公主出宫 一旦出什么问题 But the Princess... What if something happens to her?
我大明皇族颜面何存? What would happen to the reputation of the Ming Dynasty?
到底长公主是怎么跑掉的? How did she manage to get away?
应该跟我们的部门无关吧 Our department should not be responsible.
根据野史记载 According to unofficial historical records,
当日长公主是施展大内神功 the Princess used secret martial techniques,
用独步灵犀的绝世轻功飞出了皇城 Vaulting right out of the Palace.
但根据东厂的秘密档案 But according to the secret papers,
2046调查报告白皮书所说 File number 2046...
这个嘛... Let me see...
无双长公主当日是施展了她 Princess Wushuang used a special skill...
日后独步武林 脍炙人口的铁头神功 That won her fame later.
撞破城门而去! Her secret weapon was her head!
不过 这些都不是事实 Hearsays aside.
根据当日现场目击者的口供 According to witnesses...
长公主是轻轻松松 无惊无险的 On that fateful day, the Princess sauntered leisurely...
从大明门走着走着就走出去了 Out of the Palace.
以上是本台的报导 End of our special report.
混账! Fools!
随便走走就出了皇宫! Sauntered and left!
那外面的人 不也是随便走走就进了宫? So people can saunter and enter the palace?
立刻追她回来! Find her!
遵旨! Yes!
你连多走一步的勇气都没有 You cannot even take a brave step...
怎么能够成为一国之君呢? How can you be an emperor?
这棵桃花 自从先帝去世之后 Since the late emperor's death,
这么多年来一直都没有开花 The peach blossom has not flowered.
肯定他在天之灵 担心着这对儿女的将来 His soul must be worried about his children's future.
对不起! Oops!
抢我东西! 给我站住! Robber! Stand still!
好样儿的 等我喘过气来 You just wait,
我一定追到你! I'll catch you!
我很多年前的外号叫小霸王 They call me Bully the Kid.
任何人都可以很霸道 Anyone can be a bully...
只要他够无聊 If he has nothing else to do.
两年前 我决定浪迹天涯 Two years ago, I decided to be a drifter.
说好听的就是飘泊江湖 To put it nicely, I travelled the world.
难听的就是无业游民 To put it bluntly, I became a tramp.
今天我碰到一个很无聊的朋友 Today an acquaintance invited me...
他准备跟马贼打架 To join a fight.
我立刻答应了他们 I agreed immediately.
因为我比他更无聊 Because I am too bored.
龙哥 今天怎么这个造型? Hey! I see you have a new image today.
我长得太好看了 I am too good-looking.
我希望在杀气方面能够加强点 I hope this adds a little malice...
当那些敌人一看到我就知道我身经百战! Then the enemy will immediately know I am invincible!
加了大疮就能增加你的杀气吗? A lump on the forehead does that?
不是 这大疮是我吃麻辣火锅吃出来的 No! The lump is the result of my spicy hotpot diet.
弟兄们 为了保住我们的地盘 Brothers, in order to protect our territory.
这一仗 我们一定要赢! We must win in this battle!
杀! Go!
给我冲! Charge!
兄弟们 冲呀! "Brothers, charge!"
我们赶时间呀 大人 Officer, we're in a hurry!
你们不要吵! Silence!
你们这帮小喽啰在公共场所持械私斗 How dare you clowns to fight in public area.
官差大人 我们都是认识的 Officer, we are friends."
不是私斗 不是打架 We were not fighting.
你知不知道大明法例? Don't you know the law states that...
三个人以上就是非法集会! Any gathering over 3 persons is illegal.
带一公斤以上的兵器就是非法藏械! Possession of any weapon over 1 kg is an offense.
大人 我这把刀用来刮脚皮 才十两重 Officer, this knife is for pedicure, it weighs 0.8 kg.
十两? 0.8 kg?
上磅! Let's see.
十两? 0.8 kg, huh?
你不到一米八 会有三百斤重? You're shorter than 1.8 m, how can you weight over 300 kg?
搜他! Search him!
你干嘛带把琵琶? Why are you carrying a pipa?
江湖生活 刀光剑影 My life could be dangerous sometimes,
有把琵琶 时不时拿出来唱唱歌 With a pipa at hand I can sing...
舒缓一下情绪 To relax myself.
你讲这么多话干嘛? Bullshit!
我现在多告你一条超速罪! I shall charge you speeding too.
我几时超速呀? Speeding? When?
看! Here!
在我们的高速扫瞄仪器侦测下 As our high-tech speed detector indicates...
当时你的表情标准 Your facial expression...
已经超出了时速一百二十公里 Has exceeded 120 kph.
你能不能画这么快呀? The machine works that fast?
你敢低估这部仪器? You dare to underestimate the machine?
拿来! Give it to me!
这架高速扫瞄仪器精密之处 The wonder of this high-tech machine...
就在于里面有个高速扫瞄人员 Is that it conceals a high-speed technician.
该死了吧? Now you know!
厉害吧 还有更精彩的 The better is yet to come.
这张是你骑马途中挖鼻屎的样子 This one shows you picking your nose while riding.
而这张是你百般无聊等待对方出现 This one shows while your waiting for the enemy...
挖屁股的样子 You scratched your ass.
这张是你洗澡的样子 Your bathing.
这张是女人! But this is a woman.
是吗? Oops.
对不起 My mistake.
这张是青花阁小菁送给我的 It's a souvenir from Miss Spring of the Spring Flower Brothel.
总之你死定了 李一龙! Anyway, you're done for. Li Yilong!
我的妆化成这样你也认得我? Hey, you recognize me in this makeup?
你化成灰我都认得出你! Of course I can!
你就是梅龙镇大厨金菜刀的儿子! You are the son of the Golden Chef of Meilong.
你怎么知道我这么多? How on earth could you know that?
我怎会不知道? Why couldn't I?
别动! Freeze!
你小时候就流着鼻涕去打穿人家窗户 As a toddler, you broke people's windows and...
长大了就联群结党去凌辱村民 You got worse as you got older, beating up villagers.
简直是神憎鬼厌! You're despicable!
你到底是谁? Who on earth are you?
你的易容术是谁教你的? Who taught you your "Face Off"?
陈校长? Principal Chan?
刚才没了胡子你就不认识我 You can't recognize me without a moustache?
枉我一番心血教导你 All my efforts on you are all wasted.
知不知错? Do you repent?
知道 Yes.
知道又怎么样? And so?
打五十下手板 Punishment of 50 canes.
本来就是打五十大板 50 canes would have been the standard.
但是你妆化得乱七八糟 多打三十! But another 30 for your lousy makeup!
在这个时候 我想起陈校长说过 Then I remembered what Chan once said:
在外面游历的浪子 For a prodigal son is always...
就好像秋天的落叶一样 Like an autumn leaf...
当秋风过后 他们就会落地归根 Its root is its final home.
不知道家乡的那棵树的叶子落了没有? Are the leaves falling at home now?
也不知道家乡的人有没有想着我? Are the folks thinking of me?
他虽然很用力的打我 The canes hurt. Although Chan struck hard,
但我知道他的心很痛 I knew he was heartbroken.
他说他不想见到我 He said he'd never see me again.
其实是给我一条路走 I know he wants to put me on my way.
我很感激你 陈校长! I will never forget you! Principal Chan!
[Drag-phoenix Restaurant]
凤姐 怎么了? What's wrong, Phoenix?
杀气 The smell of blood.
我感觉到有一股杀气 I can feel an intense force coming.
小霸王回来了! Bully the Kid is back!
别以为... Don't you think...
去年义弟对我说 My brother said...
被龙凤店那个臭婆娘教训了一顿 He was beaten severely by a bitch here last year.
我还以为多厉害 原来是这等货色 I had thought she was something. Now I can see it was a fluke.
你哪位? And who can this be?
我是江湖号称千手如来 I am the "Matchless Thousand Hand"...
铁掌无敌左冷禅 Zuo Lengchan
我今天来是为我义弟报仇的 I am here to avenge my blood brother.
铁掌无敌! Thousand Hand the Matchless!
- 让我来! - 无敌? - Let me! - Matchless?
根据左冷禅的《江湖血泪史》描述 According to the memoirs of Zuo Lengchan...
当时的情形其实是这样的 It happened like this.
我栽在小霸王兄妹手上 They hit me like...
我除了败在... 不 Sorry Sorry!
我栽在小霸王兄妹手上 They hit me like...
其实不是这个版本 Actually, it was not what really happened.
他们用乱棍打我 They were ultimate Street Fighters,
用街头霸王四十二式最残酷那招! Using the cruelest tricks on me!
我就栽在一张折椅上 I was injured by a folder chair.
现在还经常会出血 The wound still bleeds sometimes.
不打啦! 不打啦! Stop... Stop!
我怕了你们俩! 不打啦! You win, fair and square! I quit!
好吃吗? Good?
一碗用爱心做出来的面能不好吃吗? How could noodles made with love not be tasty?
不行! No!
比老妈的手艺差得远了 Incomparable with mother's noodles.
我走了两年 你一点长进也没有? Two years, and you haven't improved one bit.
学学我嘛! Learn from me!
你看 Look.
妈死之前 给你这条手链 Mother left this bracelet
是希望你遇到一个人娶了她 把它送掉 For your future bride.
都忘了吧? Have you forgotten?
说我? 你那条呢? You're lecturing me? How about yours?
说你这人没长进 You fared better?
你以为我不想? You think I don't want to?
整个村的人谁不知道你是我哥? The whole village knows I'm your sister.
还有谁敢追我? Who dares to take me?
你可别赖我! Please don't blame me!
不看你自己像个男人婆似的谁敢追! You act too much like a man for a man to like you!
你看我 从头到脚 Me as a man?
哪个地方像男人? Says how?
先生 Excuse me, sir...
请问你 这附近有客栈吗? Pray tell, is there an inn nearby?
趁早死吧你! You go to hell!
对不起 Excuse me.
所以说 你就别赖你哥吓走那些乡民 Never say it is I who scare other villagers away from you.
为了证实与我无关 To prove this,
我现在就去看望他们 I shall now go visit them.
龙哥 Good brother.
请我喝喜酒? An invitation to your wedding banquet?
我代表乡民把这绝交信交给你 On behalf of the village I offer you this letter.
信里写得清清楚楚 The letter states clearly.
希望你以后千万别找我们 We want you to stay away from us.
从此以后 大家河水不犯井水 From now on, we want nothing more to do with you.
你有病呀? Are you nuts?
一点都不顾别人感受? Could you be a bit more considerate?
既然信里写得清清楚楚 If the letter already states everything,
用不着你再口述一次吧? Why do you bother to read it loud again?
去死吧你! Go to hell!
龙哥! Good brother!
黑猪! Black Pig!
别以为这里没有人喜欢我 Now I do have friends here.
很久没见了 这位是? Long time no see. And who's this?
也就只有这些畜生愿意跟你交朋友 Yes, some weird friends you have.
连名字都叫猪朋狗友 And with those names like animals.
龙哥! Good brother!
他的名字可不叫畜生 Now he's got a real name.
快告诉凤姐 你的名字叫什么? Quick, tell Phoenix your name!
情比金坚! Amour Amour!
不是外号 真名呀! Not your nickname, the real one.
罗曼蒂克! Ro-Man-Tique!
看到妹妹一身男人打扮 我完全可以理解 Now I understand why my sister dresses like a man.
当一个女人极度渴望她的意中人出现 When a woman desperately longs for a man...
但是又没出现 For a long time...
她的潜意识就会令她装扮心目中那个人 She would dress up as him before he appears.
我感应到她 I can read her mind...
是因为我们从小就有心灵感应 Because a strong vibe connects us since childhood.
我知道她现在想什么 I can tell what she's thinking now.
真棒! 感应到哥哥了? Great! You can read my mind too!
真的感应到? Really? Yes?
有眼屎也不擦掉 Clean your face, quick!
好 替你找个老公! I'll get you a mate!
我小霸王李一龙叫大家来是为了一件事 I, Bully the Kid, have asked all of you to come, because...
我知道你们不爱搭理我 I know you don't think too much of me,
老实说 我也不爱搭理你们 Nor do I.
但你们不可以因为我而对我妹妹有偏见 But you shouldn't have a prejudice against my sister because of me.
今天跟大家说 I am asking you...
就是要帮我妹妹找一个真心爱她的男人 To come to help my sister find a man who truly loves her.
如果他经得起我们梅龙镇 If a man can survive...
那个万试万灵的真心炉考验 The Sacred Fire of Meilong,
无论是乞丐还是皇帝 Whether he is king or pauper,
伸手进去又烧不到的话 If he put his hand in and remains unscathed,
证明他是真心不怕红炉火 Then he is a true hero with a true heart.
我就会把我妹妹嫁给他 He shall marry my sister.
而我阿龙... As for me...
就会离开梅龙镇 I shall leave Meilong
这辈子都不回来! And never return!
谁敢来试? Anyone want to give it a try?
我! 我! 我! 我! All of us!
这么踊跃? So many volunteers?
没一个是真心真意喜欢我妹妹的 None of you truly loves my sister.
你们全都想我走! You want to get rid of me!
活该全变成烧猪手! This serves you right!
好! 不帮我妹妹找到好男人 Fine! If my sister cannot find a husband,
我是不会离开梅龙镇 I shall not leave Meilong.
太感动了! So moving!
龙哥这番话 Good brother reminds me
令我想起《大话西游》里面孙悟空他说过 Of a line by the Monkey King from "The Chinese Odyssey"...
曾经有一碗热辣辣的烧猪手面摆在面前 "Once, there was a bowl of hot roast pig's knuckles noodles in front of me,"
但我没有珍惜 "But I didn't value,"
到面凉了之后才后悔莫及 "And didn't eat them until they were cold, it was too late."
尘世间最痛苦的事莫过于此 "Nothing on earth hurts more than this!"
你说这话跟龙哥说的话有关系吗? What's those words to do with good brother?
一点都没关系 Nothing!
可我感动嘛 But I was moved nonetheless!
各位乡亲父老 Good folks,
为了答谢大家多年来对龙凤店的厚爱 For your kind support of our restaurant for so many years...
龙凤店今天实行八折酬宾 We are offering 20% discount today...
而且推出龙凤鸳鸯包 And specialties such as our special buns
与及超级无敌炸腊肠套餐 And super fried sausage set meals.
头三位客人还加送神秘礼物 And surprise gifts for the first three customers.
千万别错过! An offer not to be missed!
你这混蛋! You horrible creatures!
我酬宾 又不是要你捐款! I am thanking my customers, not asking for your donations!
龙哥 我已经吃过午饭了 Good brother, I've eaten already.
宵夜和晚饭不用吃? Not even for your next meal, and the one after that?
来! 来! Come!
妹妹 有人心脏病呀! Sis, someone has gone down!
你混蛋装死? Playing dead now?
凤姐 龙哥这样做还不是为了多帮你一些 Phoenix. Good brother is doing this all for you.
一个客人都没有 要他帮什么? No one comes here, what else can he do?
他像支杀虫水一样堵在门口 He is worse than a pesticide, standing there like that.
连苍蝇都不飞进来了 Not even a fly will get in.
好! 走着瞧! Just watch me!
小霸王来了! 快走! Bully the Kid is here!
龙哥 你不是故意捉弄我吧? Good brother, spare me!
故意作弄? 我来关照你! What? I am bringing you business.
但是我的客人全都跑去关照你的店了 Yes, but all my customers have brought you business.
这批不走怎会有第二批呢? Business is like that, come and go.
你老坐在这儿 哪还有人敢来? With you sitting here, it can just be "go".
向右不行 向左也不行 Both sides are blocked...
前面还有个挡道的 And one blockhead in front!
奇怪 我的心怎会跳得这么厉害? Why is my heart beating so fast?
难道是妹妹? Could it be sis?
原来真是她看到那位公子 So she is attracted to this gentleman,
心跳得碰碰响 No wonder my heartbeats went wild.
好! 让哥哥帮你安排这段姻缘 Be it so! Let me match them together.
掌柜的 快点! Waiter, be quick!
老兄 好身手! Brother, good move!
坐下喝杯酒! Sit down and have a drink!
当时我们的距离是七公尺零八公分 At a distance of 7.08 meters...
在不够四分之一柱香的时间 我做了一个决定 Within the time of 0.25 incense stick, I made a decision.
我看他人品不错 身手也挺好 The gentleman was athletic, and looked handsome...
所以我决定把他介绍给我妹妹 I decided to introduce him to my sister.
当时我距离这个人是三公尺零八公分 At a distance of 3.08 meters...
但在不到四分之一柱香的时间里 Within the time of 0.25 incense stick...
我做了一个影响终生的决定 I made a life-changing decision.
既然我身上的银两没了 I was broke,
这个傻冒儿又说要请客 And he offered to treat.
所以 我决定吃死他 I decided to eat all I could eat.
当时我的心情乱到 I had no idea what...
不知道那个距离有几公分 ...the distance was...
连香都不用点 我就做出了一个决定 I didn't need an incense stick...
我一找到机会 就放泻药拉死他们! I must find a way to get rid of them.
这位相公非常特别 This gentleman stands out from the rest.
我从来没见过我哥这么热情招待一位客人 My brother has never treated anyone so well.
从那天开始 Starting from that day...
他们每天在小泉居喝酒聊天 They have been drinking and talking, day in day out.
看来他不只吸引了我哥 还吸引了我 Looks like my brother is attracted to him, and I too.
你肚子很饿? 吃块鸡 Hungry, huh? Try the chicken.
我们梅龙镇的鸡非常好吃 Meilong is famous for its chicken
我的酒呢? Bring me my wine!
与龙哥共举杯 "A drink with a good brother,"
萍水相逢作朋友 "A friend in good weather."
世间相聚不容易 "In this time at this place we meet,"
请你再饮这杯酒 "A toast we need."
好贤弟 庆相逢 "I cherish our meeting,"
一见如故说风流 "A warm and wonderful blessing."
投缘就是好兄弟 "Between us there's a heat,"
今夜与你喝个够 "This night is a feast."
与龙哥称兄弟 "We can be brothers,"
千杯不醉乐悠悠 "Our happiness knows no border."
楼台近水月当空 "For us the world exists,"
酒逢冤家又何求 "No matter where our paths lead."
好贤弟 喝一杯 "I cherish our night,"
人生梦醒再回首 "May tomorrow be another fight."
百年好酒千杯少 "On this wine we feed"
那怕老板要我走 "No matter his heart will bleed."
关我什么事? What's it got to do with me?
金镶玉 凤求凰 "Dragon for phoenix,"
人间最难配成双 "It is a complicated matrix."
天下知己当你我 "Now that we are acquainted,"
只恨时光太匆忙 "Our future needs repainted."
说不完 喝不够 "Good brother behold,"
最难得是好朋友 "A sun needs a moon to be whole."
酒逢知己千杯少 "Good wine must be cherished,"
只恨时光太匆忙 "But time has also vanished."
龙兄 Good brother,
这儿虽然又吃又住招呼周到 不过... The food and living here is great, but...
我想我还是该走了 I must be going.
不错 Yes.
天下没有不散的筵席 All feasts must come to an end.
再这么下去 我也不知能顶多久 I can't last much longer anyway.
开始我以为我请你一顿 At first, I thought,
你怎么也得回请我一顿 We were going to buy meals in turns...
结果顿顿都是我请 As it turned out, it was always I who paid.
不过我不是一个小器的人 Not that I mind this,
我只不过是一个有什么就说什么的人 I say what I feel.
我知道你一定有困难 You must be in financial difficulty.
这儿有些银子 你拿去吧 Here, take these.
根据无双长公主日后出版的回忆录 According to the Princess Wushuang's memoirs...
《我和小霸王的一段情》里记载 Amour a la Bully the Kid...
当晚 当小霸王抱着她的时候 That night, in the arms of Bully the Kid...
她经历了人生中一个极度难忘的时刻 She experienced a moment she could never forget...
她第一次有心跳的感觉 For the first time in her life, she felt her heartbeat.
但是 在小霸王的回忆录中 However, Bully the Kid remembered that night...
对那晚的描述又是另一个版本 Rather differently.
多多保重! Take care!
不过 根据小泉居老板的 However, according to the innkeeper...
回忆录《誓不低头》 ...who offered a different view in his memoirs
[我与小霸王对抗三十年]里面描述 Never Gave Up My Thirty Years Of Fighting Bully the Kid
其实情形是这样的 This is what really happened...
当晚很混乱 也不知道谁抱着谁 There was no way of telling who was holding whom...
场面极度感人 Emotions were charged.
送完又送 抱完又抱 There keep bidding farewell continuously
又抱又送 依依不舍 There was so much holding and embracing.
反正就是没完没了 There was no ending in sight.
送君千里终须一别 Let's bid farewell here.
我还是不送了 Goodbye!
送君千里终须一别 Let's bid farewell here.
不知不觉都送了你一个月 We have been bidding farewell for one month now.
再送就送到你家了 You'll soon be home.
这次真的不送了 Let us part now!
保重! Take care!
哥 其实两个人吃饭 Brother, It is more fun to have three...
还是没有三个人吃饭开心 At a dinner table than the two.
妹妹 你别发愁 Sis, don't be upset.
我知道你想着王相公 我有办法 I know you miss him. I have a solution.
什么办法? A solution?
这玩意 I learnt this...
是我这几年闯荡江湖时学回来的 In my wild days.
叫做念力 "Concentration"
如果你想那个人出现 When you miss something, some person...
只要你集中精神看同一点 You concentrate on one point
看着看着它就会出现了 And that person appears.
哥 看这么久你累不累呀? You've been staring at the same spot for a long time. Aren't you tired?
当然累 我现在全身肌肉都僵了 Of course! My whole body is numb.
连眼皮都合不上 快帮我找大夫 I couldn't even close my eyes. Get a doctor!
快! Go!
- 这么早? - 对呀 - You're early. - Right.
先坐 煮碗面给你吃 Sit. Shall I cook you some noodles?
又回来看看? Coming back for a look?
对 Right.
那你随便 Make yourself at home.
天下知己当你我 "Now that we are acquainted,"
只恨时光太匆忙 "Our future needs repainted."
说不完 喝不够 "Good brother behold,"
最难得是好朋友 "A sun needs a moon to be whole."
酒逢知己千杯少 "Good wine must be cherished,"
只恨时光太匆忙 "But time has also vanished."
阿龙哥 举目瞧 "Brother, look."
举目瞧 "Just look."
那太阳月亮又一双 "The sun and moon are together."
又一双 "Together."
日夜更替紧相随 "Day changes to night following closely."
紧相随 "Following closely"
相辉相映如我俩 "Radiant as we."
情比金坚 什么名? " 'Amour Amour'! What sort of name is that?"
不喝了! No more drinks!
这死鬼的真名叫正德王 This kid has the same name as Emperor Zheng De!
参见圣上! I bow to Your Majesty!
平身! Get up!
小王八蛋 我拿刀砍死你! You little bastard, beware!
看你样子 该到婚娶的时候了 Little brother, you have reached marriageable age.
为何尚未成亲? Why haven't you married yet?
我没找到如意郎君 Because I haven't found my destined husband.
如意郎君? Your husband?
你当自己是女人? You think you're a woman?
我就是女人! I am a woman.
那我妹妹岂不是男人? Wow, that makes my sis a man.
是呀 每个人看到我都叫我先生 Yes, they all call me "good sir".
我扮给你们看 等一下 I'll show you, hold on.
像不像个男人? Do I look like a man?
像! Yes!
看我的 My turn.
我像不像个女人? Do I look like a woman?
好像! Wow!
轮到我! My turn.
我们耍一套虎鹤相形拳给王相公看! Let's perform Tiger Crane Fists together
哥 你这个女装真是太美了 Brother, you look fabulous as a woman.
完了! It's over!
我这样一个金枝玉叶 跟他有了肌肤之亲 I belong to royalty, and now I've shared a bed with him...
他日怎么向母后交代? How could I explain to the Queen Mother?
他是一介莽夫 而我堂堂一个长公主 He's just a peasant, but I am a princess.
母后怎么会答应呢? Queen Mother would never consent!
人妖! A drag!
忘了换衣服 Forgot to change.
先刷牙吧 Brush up.
你哥神里神经的 Your brother is a bit crazy.
他以前也不是这个样子 He wasn't like this before.
自从他被那个富家小姐抛弃之后 After he was dumped by a rich girl,
才性情大变的 His changed a lot.
其实那个富家小姐 Well, the rich girl,
小时候家里也是没钱的 Didn't begin as a rich girl.
她跟她的阿爷住在村尾 She lived with her grandpa right outside the village
有一年 她摔断了腿 She broke her leg one year.
我哥每天背着她走二十多里地去看大夫 My brother carried her to the doctor everyday, trekking miles and miles.
还帮她做好晚饭 送她回家 Cooked for her, took her home, and then...
后来她爹在京城里发了财 One day her dad got rich,
便觉得我哥配不上她 And said she was too good for him.
让他们断绝了来往 The romance got cut off just like that.
我哥伤心之下 被迫出外闯荡世界 My brother was heart broken and left.
其实我知道 他是不想留在这个伤心地 I know my brother wants to leave this unhappy place,
他总希望有一天可以在外面碰见她 He hopes one day he'll run into her.
那怕是只看她一眼 他就好满足了 Just for one look, then he would be satisfied.
你干嘛? What are you doing?
刚刚洗完脸 顺便擦擦背 A back rub after a face wash!
要不要洗个脚? You want me to wash your feet?
你这样好像我爹啊 You remind me of my dad.
满嘴冒泡 With this foamy moustache.
以前 我娘也是这样帮我爹擦背的 My mother used to rub my dad's back too.
喂! 一起出去逛街! Hey, let's go out!
这个盆里的水呢 The water in this basin...
是从天山姻缘洞里拿来的 is taken from Tianshan's Destiny Cave.
可以照到尘世间种种奇异的姻缘 It reflects people's destinies.
能不能照出十二指肠和胃溃疡呀? Does it also reflect ulcers and other ailments?
以为戴个假胡子 With your moustache,
我就不认得你是那个什么情比金坚? You think I wouldn't be able to recognize you, Amour Amour?
龙哥 我只是做兼职 Good brother, but this is my part-time.
也不能天天全职当流氓呀 I couldn't survive as a full-time tramp.
不过这个盆呢 But this basin of water
个个试过都说灵 Can really foretell your destiny.
是吗? Really?
照照我们看 Let's check our destiny.
照照看 Come on.
是啊 你们的缘份可以做闺中姐妹 Well, you two have a nice sisterly path.
- 好呀! 好呀! - 你胡说什么? - Very well. - What are you saying?
那再照照我们俩 Now let us do it.
你们两个呢 就可以做夫妻了 And you two will be husband and wife.
妹妹! Sis!
滚一边去! 待会儿跟你算帐! Get off, I will avenge later.
妹妹! Sis!
真是笑死我了 You funny man!
两个男人怎么可以结为夫妻呢? How could two men be married?
不是啊 你们刚才照的时候 Just now when you two were there...
那水面震的好厉害 Do you recognize the intense vibration of the water,
影子不断的摇动 And the shaking of the shadow,
这个就叫做“镜花水月” It's the classic "Mirage" syndrome
似真非真 似假非假 Truthful and yet illusive.
你会跟水影中的阿龙有段姻缘 You are destined to be together with the Li Yi long that exists in the water reflection,
但是你不会和你身边这个 But not with the present him.
既不高大又不矮小的阿龙有结果 Otherwise, you two would not bear fruit.
你说什么? What are you talking about?
当你得到那对天下无双 When you get the Unique...
缘定今生龙凤配指环的时候 Destiny Ring,
你就会得到“镜花水月” The "Mirage" shall materialize
里面真心爱你的人 into true love.
记住 这种宿世姻缘叫做 Remember, your destiny...
桃花树下千里姻缘一线牵 Flourishes under a peach blossom tree.
记住 桃花树下 Remember. Peach blossom!
你耍我? Don't joke with me!
我不是开玩笑 长公主 I wouldn't dare, Princess.
皇兄正德皇收工啦! Emperor Zheng De must now call it a day.
吓死我了 You nearly fooled me.
长公主? Princess?
他怎么知道我是女人? How does he know I am a woman?
疯疯癫癫的 Crazy guy.
老大爷 Good man...
我被人跟踪 麻烦你帮我挡挡 I am being followed, please help me.
没问题 长公主 No problem, Princess!
你是谁? Who are you?
微臣赵飞 Your royal servant Fay...
退休前御临军教头 Former head of the Palace troops,
本次是受太后之托 秘密出来 Under the command of the Queen Mother,
微服追查长公主下落 We need to operate in disguise to find Princess.
太后密旨 The Queen Mother has ordered...
不得惊动这里的地方官 希望不要... To keep this operation confidential, so...
不许叫! Stop!
不许跟着我! Stop following me!
别跟着我! Don't follow!
知府大老爷的公子你都敢撞? Your dare to bump into the son of the Magistrate.
你还左看右看? What are you looking at?
我在跟你说话呢! I am talking to you!
是不是想我抓你回去? Shall I lock you up?
千万不要泄露身份 Don't expose ourselves.
他们带长公主去衙门 我们跟她一起去 We could be locked up too, so as to protect her.
哥 他们把王相公抓去 Brother, they've taken him.
会不会毒打一顿? Are they going to beat him up?
不会 No.
你刚才不见突然多了一些人帮王相公 A group of strangers seems to be helping him.
我觉得有古怪 I smell something fishy.
对呀 Right.
跟我来 Follow me.
他们都是大内高手 We are all imperial guards.
一定会保护长公主的安全! We come here to protect you.
别吵! Shut up!
究竟刚才谁有份咬我的耳朵? Who bit my ear?
没人敢认是吧? Nobody confess?
过会我爹出来 你们就知道味道! You will see when my dad come.
爹! Dad!
你们这班江洋大盗 简直目无王法 You ruthless gangsters!
竟敢殴打本官! How dare you to beat me up?
有什么不敢? Why couldn't we?
我们都是江湖上的金牌打手! And we are certainly experts in this.
什么金牌打手? Who's backing you?
我家主人 朱字头! The Chu's.
山东响马猪油渣嘛 Fatty Chu from Shandong?
再打! More!
我说错了吗? I said something wrong?
知府大人说 The Magistrate has decided
这件事情不属于刑事殴打 That this can not be categorized as a criminal case.
只不过是一宗民事诉讼 But simply a civil one.
本衙门不接受这个案子 We do not take on civil cases.
马上把这些人全给我放了! Dismiss all of them!
你是谁? 你说放就放? Who the hell are you to have the authority to command?
这位公子这么多话 This gentleman seems to have some opinion...
请你出来到后面谈一谈 Care to come inside for a chat?
怕你呀? 进就进! Why should I be afraid?
阿成! 阿权! 阿龙! 阿昌! 阿强! 阿达! Jack! Joe! John! Jim! Jay! Josh!
统统进来! Follow me, all of you!
啥事? What's going on?
走吧! Let's go!
住嘴! 别跟着我! Shut up! Don't follow me!
参见长公... Your...
不准叫! Shut up!
参见长公... Your...
不准叫! Shut up!
不要惊动乡民 Do not arouse any public attention.
叫便服侍卫贴身保护长公主离开本镇 The guards will secretly accompany the Princess to leave.
我们会在三里外的山坡上接应 We'll meet up 3 km away.
是 Yes.
你到底什么人? Who on earth are you?
我要走了 I got to go.
走? Go?
那我妹怎么办? 泡完溜? What about my sis? Discarding her after the intimacy?
我才是被人那个那个呢 I am afraid it is I who is being discarded.
一龙 听我说 Yilong, listen.
你记住今天我跟你说的话 Remember what I tell you today.
说! Speak up.
那天我们大家喝醉了 有了肌肤之亲 We had some sort of intimacy on the night when we got drunk.
这是铁一般的事实 That is an undeniable fact.
做男人不可以推卸责任的 And a man must bear this responsibility.
对呀! Of course.
做丈夫的要对妻子千依百顺 A husband must do as told by his wife...
呵护备至 温柔体贴 Must take care of her, treat her well,
别跟她顶嘴 Heed her wishes.
应该是女人对男人才对呀 Isn't that the wife's job?
别抢对白! 让他说完! Shut up and listen to him!
老婆是用来爱护的 A wife needs to be loved.
她可能娇生惯养一点 She might be a bit spoilt.
有时又很调皮 你就迁就她一下 A bit naughty at times, and you must see to her needs.
我不是这个样子的! I am not like that!
别吵! 等我把话讲完! Shut up and let me finish!
如果你可以做到这样 If you can do that,
就是个好丈夫了 知道吗? You can be a good husband. Do you get it?
你跟我说这些干什么? 你跟你自己说! Why tell me this? You should tell yourself!
我会回来接你的 I will come back for you.
你接我干嘛? 你接她才对! Why me? You should come back for her!
没事吧? Are you alright?
王相公 你搁错肩膀哭吧? Excuse me, are you hugging the wrong person?
你上京吧 You must move on.
他都不理我 But he ignored me.
我不是说你 I am not talking to you.
我真的走了 I really must go.
你一定要回来 You must come back.
你做的菜这么好吃 我一定会再回来的 You cook so well. I will definitely come back.
你怎么了? Are you alright?
我以为 他抱着我的时候... I thought when he held me,
我会很兴奋 I would get all excited.
但我为什么没有一种心跳的感觉? But it turned out I didn't feel a thing.
这是怎么回事? Why?
那么多朝廷命官护着他 Why is he protected by the royal court?
他到底是什么人? Who could he be?
我记得他有个包袱在这儿 I'm sure he has left his bag somewhere.
你在这儿小便! You dare to pee here!
龙哥 不是呀 大狗在拉屎! But Big Dog is in the toilet.
龙哥... 我来拿! 我来拿! Good brother... Let me get it!
干什么? What's going on?
龙哥... Good brother...
别吵! 紧张时刻! Quiet! Time for "show and tell".
他是皇上? He is the Emperor?
我跟皇上打过滚? I had fooled around with the Emperor?
凤姐男朋友是皇帝! Phoenix's boyfriend is the Emperor!
凤姐男朋友是皇帝... Phoenix's boyfriend is the Emperor!
凤姐要做皇妃啦 Phoenix is going to be the princess.
情比金坚 你到哪去? Amour Amour, where are you going?
我有事 一会儿再回来找你 I need to run some errands. Be back soon.
走! 全给我走! Go away! Go!
我最讨厌人势利眼! I hate greedy people!
以前不见你们对我妹妹这么好? You have never treated my sister well before.
现在才来巴结 Now it is too late.
龙凤店不做你们生意! Our restaurant will serve none of you!
龙哥 外面传得很厉害 Good brother, there are a lot of rumors out there
说皇上都在玩弄你的妹妹 It says the Emperor was just fooling around with your sister.
皇上不是那种人 No, he won't.
我跟他生活过一段时间 I have spent time with that man.
我很了解他 I really know him.
我不会让我妹妹沦为玩偶的 And I will protect my sis from being fooled with.
我明天就上京找皇上 I will go find the Emperor tomorrow.
奴才该死! Our fault!
分明是一派胡言! Such nonsense!
大风能把长公主吹走吗? How could a gust of wind blow the Princess away?
如果不把长公主找回来 If you fail to bring the Princess back,
你们就人头不保! All heads would roll.
母后息怒! Be at peace the Queen Mother!
孩儿只是想请示母后 I just wish to volunteer...
请母后准许孩儿带大内密探 To lead the imperial Troop.
一起去把皇妹找回来 To find the Princess back.
希望有个戴罪立功的机会 I want a chance to prove myself
以表示孩儿对母后的歉意 And to show the Queen Mother my repentance.
你去吧 Wish granted.
谢母后! Thank you, Queen Mother.
做皇帝也是需要有点演技的 An emperor must have some acting skills.
这次终于可以出去走走 Finally, I have the chance to get some fresh air.
哥! Brother!
凤姐 Phoenix!
看到我哥吗? 我找一早上都没找到他 Have you seen my brother? I've looked for him the whole day.
我刚刚在桥头上还看到他 I just saw him on the bridge.
他好像去找王相公 He was on his way to find the Emperor.
找王相公? My brother left to search for him?
又是你? It's you again?
我靠! 你以为你是谁? Damn! Who do you think you are?
又来找龙哥麻烦? Why come to bother us again?
自从上次之后 Since last time...
我回去苦练我的刀法 I have been practicing a lot.
终于 让我领悟到无敌鸳鸯刀 Now I am excellent in using the Matchless Blades.
这次来 是想再领教你们兄妹俩 I'm back to defeat you guys!
这套剑法 莫非是失传的... Your technique, could it be the long-lost...?
没错 这就是眉来眼去剑法! Good guess. The long-lost "Romancing Eyes".
这套剑法精粹就是刚中带柔 This style emphasizes what's soft within hard,
厮杀之中闪着无限的温馨 Even in killing there is tenderness.
以勾魂摄魄的眼神 The eyes will beguile the enemy,
置对手死于无形之中! Breaking down all defense!
实在太邪! This is uncanny.
我要再加强功力! I have to upgrade to another level!
好! 我也要加强功力! Good! I'll upgrade too!
喂! 借我点眼神! "Hey, give me an eye!"
- 我? - 来! - Me? - Quick!
好一朵江南小野花! Wow, such a wild blossoming woman!
最多就是这样了 It's the most I can do.
这个行不行? How about this?
不要逼我 不要这样 够了 Don't make me, don't, enough!
还不行? Not enough?
这个行不行? How about this?
我们给你眼神! Let us help!
行! Done!
我的链子都断了 I broke my bracelet.
小心! 这刀有毒! Careful, the blade is poisoned!
不把毒血吸出来 麻烦就大了! We need to suck the blood out!
我第一次感觉到爱情的心跳 It is the first time I feel the blood of love rushing to my heart.
可是在这生死关头 On the brink of life and death,
我竟然开始胡思乱想 I start to fantasize!
[Travel Around the World.]
我知道她在胡思乱想 I can tell she is fantasizing.
我要比她更胡思乱想! I must outdo her!
高公子在干什么? What is Mr. Ko doing?
可能是在胡思乱想吧 Fantasizing, probably.
今天 从这个高公子口中知道 I learned from Mr. Ko today
他原来是戏班唱戏的 That he was originally an actor.
就像我哥一样 四海为家 Like my brother, he is a wanderer.
晚上 他又突然回来了 He came back tonight
说怕左冷禅再出现 要贴身保护我 And said in case Zuo Lengchan returns, he can protect me.
我没办法拒绝他 I couldn't refuse him.
因为他有一种令人无法抗拒的威严 He has a grandeur that no one can resist.
睡不着? Can't sleep?
不是 I'm fine.
别胡思乱想了 睡吧 Stop fantasizing and sleep.
我不会做出不君子的越轨行为 I am a respectable gentleman.
又怎么了? What now?
胳膊冷 My shoulders are cold.
那我手搭你身上好不好? Shall I warm them for you?
随便 OK.
你冷吗? Are you cold?
一点点 A little.
要不要... 把手借给你? You... need my hand?
也好 Can do.
现在有没有暖一点? Warmer now?
暖一点 不过脚有点冷 Warmer. My feet are getting cold though.
那搭在一起吧 Let's put our feet together.
不如我们抱紧一点好了 We can hold each other tight.
好了 现在可以睡觉了 Now, sleep.
不要胡思乱想啦 And don't fantasize.
你觉不觉得有点热? Isn't it getting too warm?
对呀 怎么多了这么多手手脚脚? We are having lots hands and legs here!
你们给我出去! Bugger off!
不是说你呀 凤姐! No, not you, Phoenix!
凤姐! 凤姐! Phoenix! Phoenix!
- 公子! - 放手! - Sir! - Hands off!
你们在搞什么东西? What are you guys doing?
贴身保护! Protecting you!
皇上 你一直跟太后说 Your Majesty, your told the Queen Mother...
出来是来找长公主的 The trip is meant to find the Princess.
可是你一出来就找女人 Not for you to womanize.
你说你这个事情如果给太后知道了 If she hears about this,
那我们可就惨了 The Queen Mother would kill us.
各位大哥啊 Good brothers,
其实我比你们还更惨呀 But I am worse than dead!
我一出生就没得挑 就要做皇帝 I am doomed as the Emperor at birth.
其实我是一个天真活泼 I am indeed an innocent,
充满创意的年轻人 lively and creative person.
我最大的理想就是改变这个世界! My ideal is to change this world.
皇上 你什么意思? What does your Majesty mean?
其实我的意思就是不拘小节 What I mean is let us forget the formalities.
以后君臣之间 大家见面时就握握手 From now on, we shake hands when we meet.
要不然就敬个礼 Or a salute will be fine.
再不然... Or, even like...
刚刚的感觉是不是很亲切? Now that was warm and close, wasn't it?
皇上! Your Majesty!
乖! Good boy!
我那感人的演技 又再一次成功了 My talent for acting strikes again!
就凭我生平绝学草上飞轻功 With my best ever skill of "Flying on the Grass",
三日之内就可到达皇宫 I can reach the Palace in three days.
我在这儿呢! Hey, I am here!
- 我来啦! - 别跳过来! - I am coming! - Don't!
叫了你了 还是往里掉 Told you not to come near!
你怎么会在这儿? How come you are here?
- 我啊 我是来找... - 我呀? - I... I was here... - For me?
要不然咱们大声喊救命吧 What if we both cry for help?
得了吧 No.
男人大丈夫轻易向人求救的吗? Men wouldn't easily cry for help.
让我用草上飞的轻功救你出去吧 Let me rescue you with "Flying on the Grass".
其实我的轻功在烂泥里很难发挥的 You know, mud doesn't work as well as grass.
等晒几天 泥巴干了就好了 We'll be fine when it dries up.
放心 雨过之后就会天晴 Don't worry, sunshine always come after the rain.
渴死啦 我好想喝水 I am thirsty.
所以说你不够江湖经验 You are not experienced enough.
那天下雨 你看我嘴张那么大就知道了 Now you know why I opened my mouth wide in the rain that time!
先喝一点存起来 A bit of stock wouldn't hurt.
怎么了你? What's up?
我喝得太多了 尿急 Too much stock inside.
肚子饿先吃片叶子 Eat some leaf if you're hungry.
那你干嘛不吃? 嫌脏吧 Then why don't you have it. Too dirty?
我才没你那么笨 I am not stupid like you.
你还叼着呢 You're still holding that!
喂 把嘴伸过来 Turn this way.
快点! Quick!
好点了吧? Feeling better?
你哭啦? Hey, you are crying.
别浪费 留点给我! Don't waste it, let me get it!
咸是咸了点 但可以顶得住 A bit salty, but good enough.
你别笑 继续哭 Don't laugh. Keep crying.
一滴不够喝的 I want more.
虽然 我是金枝玉叶 Although I am raised up in the royal family,
从小被很多人万般宠爱 And used to pampering since birth,
原来都比不上这个男人 Nothing is compared with the care of this man...
在这一刻对我的关怀 For me at this moment.
放心! 风风雨雨过后就... Relax! After the storm we'll...
不要再说啦 Don't say anymore,
再说我们就得遭雷劈啦 Or else, we will be struck by the thunder.
她说打雷的嘛 It was she who said thunder strike.
你劈我干什么? Why take it out on me?
老婆婆 你已经看了我们两个时辰了 Granny, you have been staring at us for hours.
到时候救我们呀 When are you going to rescue us?
我也是在考虑呀 I am deliberating...
有没有这个能力可以救你们? If I can help.
那还不快点去找人! Go get some help please! Quick!
好! OK!
在她说完这个“好”字之后五个时辰 Half a day passed after she uttered the word "OK",
她不过走了不到十公尺 She is still only meters away from us.
鹅呀鹅 如果你有灵性 Goose, goose, if you understand us,
就快点找人来救我们 Please go get some help.
如果你救了我们 If you save us,
我以后立法 全国禁止吃烧鹅! I'll issue a ban on all eating of geese.
这一只就有灵性了 Now this one seems to have supernatural powers.
你这呆头鹅! 叫你带人来 Stupid goose! We need people to help...
你带群鸭子来干什么? What do we need ducks for?
别往我头上拉屎 Don't shit on my head.
走开! Go away, go!
有人来了! Help is coming!
老婆婆 我在这儿! 这边! Hey, we are here!
我不是不想找人救我们 Not that I don't want to be saved,
但我想两个人能这样在一起 But it has been so nice for us together.
为什么还要让第三个人出现? Why do we need a third person?
大家兄弟一场 We are like a family.
以后还会做亲戚的 And you're my future brother-in-law.
这件事关系到我妹妹的终身幸福 This involves the happiness of my sis.
你老实跟我说 你身体有没有缺陷? So I need to know, do you have any physical defects?
没有 No.
没有? No?
那你为什么不肯跟我一起洗澡? How come you wouldn't bathe with me?
大家都是男人大丈夫 一起洗澡没问题呀 We are both men, what is the problem?
我不习惯跟人一起洗澡 I am not used to sharing a bath.
你不习惯跟人一块儿洗 I see.
那你可以自己洗呀 But you can do it on your own.
我不习惯像你这样蹲着洗呀 I can't squat when taking a bath.
你怎么知道我是蹲着洗澡? How do you know I squatted?
你偷看我? You peeped?
用得着偷看吗? Why bother to peep?
门都没有 怎么洗? There is no door. How can I bathe?
那倒是 你身为一国之君 Right, an Emperor
怎么能叫你在街上蹲着洗澡呢? Can't squat for a bath.
这样看来是没办法了 There is nothing we can do, then.
不如这样吧 我帮你擦背 Well, I can rub your back.
- 不能擦! 不行! - 不用客气 - No, don't! No! - Come on.
擦两下舒服点 You will find it comfortable.
擦这儿行了 其它地方不能擦 OK, but keep your hand to that part.
为什么你跟你妹都这么喜欢帮人擦背? Both You and your sister like to rub people's backs, why?
当你是自己人才替你擦 This is a friendly act.
要是换了别人 我理都不理 I don't just rub anyone's back.
你真算运气好 You are lucky
找到一个像我妹这么好的女孩 To have found some girl like my sis.
那你自己为什么不找一个? Why don't you find one for yourself?
我哪有你运气好? 没有了 I am not fortunate like you are.
像我妹这么好的女孩子 Such a good girl like my sis...
世界没有第二个了 nearly vanishes in the world.
那倒也不一定 Maybe there is still some.
你这么说可就不对了 It's not right to say that.
你喜欢一个人就应该对她真心真意 When you like someone, your heart falls for her completely.
正所谓情有独钟 People say "one heart one love".
就算她怎么平凡 No matter who she is,
在你心目中应该是独一无二 She becomes unique on
天下无双才对 the whole earth.
那你找到你的天下无双没有? So have you found your unique woman?
这种事是可遇而不可求的 Easier said than done.
曾己何时 我以为自己找到天下无双 Once I thought I have found my unique.
没想到在她心目中 Turned out it was just
我只不过是一厢相情愿 my wishful thinking.
我没有你那么好运气 I am not fortunate like you.
我觉得你不用那么灰心 Don't give up.
也许很快你就找到那个人 Maybe you'll find her soon.
希望如此 I hope so.
不过这么多年来 我老这样替自己打气 You know how I cheer myself up all these years?
碰到什么挫折 我会跟自己说 Whenever I'm weary, I tell myself:
我不过是俗世里的一粒微尘 I am just a dust in the earthly air.
天大烦恼 一个深呼吸 Just take one deep breath.
就什么都没了 And all troubles will disappear
真深啊! Oh, it seems to be very difficult.
不是那么深的 你试一下 Not that difficult. You can try.
抓紧拳头 紧握你的伤心事 Hold your sorrow in your fist.
然后深呼吸 Then inhale deeply.
“嘘”一声 所有怨气就都跑出来了 Let go and unleash all the bad vibes inside.
行不行? See?
没感觉 No different at all.
你这样 当然没感觉 You're not doing it right.
你要想着那些伤心难过的事 那才会有效 Think of something that makes you sad.
那我再试试 Let me try again.
有了! 有了! It works!
真的行? Really?
对! 绝对有! Yes, it works.
我痛苦就是没饭吃肚子饿 My hunger was making me sad.
可是现在我觉得特饱 Now I feel full.
看来我也得试一下 Maybe I should give it a try.
我也好饱 I feel full too.
阿全 过来吃饭啦 Come and eat.
婆婆 你真是好手艺! Granny you cook so well!
快点吃! 快点吃! Quick!
多吃点 Eat more.
你胃口真好啊! You really have good appetite!
对呀 我想再来一碗呢 I want more.
我帮你! I'll get it for you.
阿龙哥 你来瞧 "Good brother, come and see."
小小竹筷是一双 "Chopsticks come in pairs."
同根生来并肩长 "Shoulder to shoulder,"
好像你我一模样 "Head to head: Just like the two of us."
我的筷子要遭殃 "My chopsticks are in trouble."
好贤弟 莫说笑 "Little brother, you are wrong."
谁都比那牙签强 "Toothpicks can't be strong."
筷子不过是酒桌友 "Chopsticks are fun,"
哪能比做咱哥俩 "But our friendship strongly runs."
咱哥俩 有比方 "Our friendship truly runs,"
像杯依酒壶配成双 "As natural a couple as bottle and cup."
共斟共饮共今宵 "One pours, one drinks, the night sinks."
分明是一对傻鸳鸯 "Such a silly couple."
酒壶胖 酒杯小 "The bottle fat, the cup small."
不般不配怎成双? "Surely they can't be a couple."
你看那湖中白鹅戏 "See the geese necking,"
相随相伴像我俩 "Sharing the fun we are having."
今日游来明天烤 "Necking today, roasted tomorrow,"
烧鹅的味道实在香 "The taste is very delicious."
实在香 "Very delicious."
一边饮 一边唱 "Singing and drinking,"
天色将明话悠长 "The night is short, but our talk is long."
酒儿越喝心越慌 "I am getting more and more worried."
他为何不懂我心中想呀心中想 "How could I tell him my piece of mind."
说者有意听者痴 "Meaningful words are ill received."
从来笨蛋活得长 "Blessed are those who refuse to see."
不想明日是与非 "Forget tomorrow's right and wrong."
今夜与你醉一场 醉一场 "We shall drink up whole night long."
又怎么了? What's bothering you?
没有 刚才吃的太饱了 Nothing. I ate too much.
这里乡下地方 还担心你会吃不惯呢 I was worried you are not used to having peasant food.
不会 其实吃什么都无所谓 Actually, it is not the food that counts.
最主要是跟谁在一起吃 It is the company.
粗茶淡饭 一餐半餐你当然觉得新鲜 Yes, peasant food is good for novelty to you.
将来你回到京城后 很快会不记得了 You'd soon forget all about this once you're in the Palace.
有件事我想跟你说清楚 There is one thing I want to make clear.
虽然我们是萍水相逢 We haven't known each other for long,
但也算是患难之交 But we are real friends.
我一直当你是好兄弟 And I treat you as my brother.
我希望你坦白跟我说 I want you to tell me:
你是不是真心喜欢我妹妹? Are you truly in love with my sis?
如果你是真心真意 If you are,
我希望你跟我回去 免得我妹担心 I want you to go back with me. So she needn't worry.
如果你想玩游龙戏凤 But if you are just fooling around,
那不如我们就此分手 We must part here.
以后我也不希望再见到你 And I don't want to see you again.
我可只有这一个妹子 I have only one sis,
我不希望她受到伤害 I don't want to see her hurt.
其实我真的挺喜欢你妹妹 I like your sister a lot.
不过我们真的不可能在... But it is impossible for us...
行了 That's it!
没事了 Done.
我们好像注定跟这个地方有缘 It seems our paths are drawn to be crossed here.
每次分手都会来到这里 We part here every time.
我觉得这儿的桃花很美 The peach blossoms here are beautiful.
我跟他说 很想带一枝回去做纪念 I told him I wanted to take a branch back as a memento.
因为皇宫里的桃花是永远都不开的 The ones inside the Palace never flower.
拿回去看看能不能接枝 春暖就会花开 Take it and see if it grows. It should flower when spring comes.
记住要朝着阳光 Remember to place it in the sun.
告辞了 Goodbye.
没义气! You scumbag!
如果你有妹妹 我一定娶她! I'd marry your sister if you have one!
如果你是一个女的 我也会娶你! I'd marry you if you were a woman!
有意思! 如果你是女人 我也会娶你! Great idea! I'd marry you if you were a woman!
好! Good!
那我们一言为定! This is a promise!
我们以桃花为盟! Let the peach blossoms be the token!
好!以桃花为盟! Let the peach blossoms be the token!
我老实告诉你 我是个女的 Listen, I am really a woman.
我们有过肌肤之亲 我们有桃花为盟 We have shared a bed and we have peach blossoms as token.
所以你非得娶我不可 You must marry me.
你是一个女人? You are a woman?
你不相信? You don't believe me?
还不信? Still?
信了吧? Any more doubts?
你刚才可是有反应的 You responded just now.
别跟我说你感觉不到 Don't tell me you don't have any feeling.
做男人说过的就要算数 A man must keep his words.
我不是人啊! I am a beast!
我对不起我妹妹! I betrayed my sis!
我横刀夺爱! I stole her love!
最惨的是我会有感应 What's worse is that I do have the feeling.
难怪一路都觉得怪怪的 No wonder I felt queer the whole time.
你早点说嘛 You could have told me earlier.
你叫我回去怎么跟我妹妹解释? Now how am I going to explain this to sis?
那我去解释吧 I'll explain then.
她一定会伤心啊 That would break her heart.
反正错都错了 This cannot be undone.
现在生米煮成熟饭 As things stand now,
我想凤姐她会谅解我们的 Phoenix will understand.
那样最好... That'd be best...
我从来没想过要伤害她的 I'd never done anything to hurt her.
难道情比金坚说的是真的? Could Amour Amour be telling the truth?
我们这段姻缘注定是要颠倒的 That we are destined to play our roles reversed?
看来我一定要好好保护他才行 Seems like I must do my best to protect him.
在过去的十天里 In the past ten days,
皇上跟我们的关系是越来越亲密 The Emperor has been closer and closer to us.
他的创意层出不穷 Also getting more and more creative.
这饭一粒一粒真好吃 This is delicious.
你觉得我设计怎么样? Now what do you think of my design?
皇上 我们都拿惯了刀 We are more used to carrying weapons
现在拿这公事包... Than briefcases...
感觉有点怪怪的 It feels awkward.
叫你们当专业人士嘛 But you are professionals now.
那也不必要穿这么高跟的鞋呀 With shoes like these?
这个鞋叫做步步高升鞋 These platform shoes
以后这个设计在官场和商界 Will become tremendously chic...
一定会大受欢迎的 In the near future.
皇上 Your majesty
你现在穿得倒有点像拖鞋王 Dresses a bit like a comic character.
这成何体统啊? Isn't this a bit unkempt?
这个是我另外一个精心设计 This is another line of my designer series.
我这身打扮 其实是为了试那个凤姐 My costumes are meant to test Phoenix.
如果她知道我是皇上而喜欢我 If she knows I am the Emperor and comes after me,
一点也不奇怪 It is nothing special.
我现在在这里每天白吃白喝 If I am eating and drinking all the time,
与世无争 她都会爱我 And gradually becomes a gentleman of leisure, she still loves me,
那表示她重视我的才华 Then it means she recognizes my talent!
阿高哥! Agogo!
我来了! Coming!
帮我去打半斤酱油 Go buy some soy sauce for me please.
好! Yes!
你们觉得我这龙凤店 What do you think of our
新女领班服装怎么样? 还行吧? new restaurant uniform? Not bad, huh?
[Dra-Pheonix Restaurant: Phoenix Li]
除了这之外还有菜单 Apart from this, we'll have a new menu.
有了这个 客人点菜就方便多了 So customers can order from here much easier.
你真的是... Dear, you are fabulous!
他们脚上穿的步步高升鞋启发我新的灵感 The platform shoes gave me another inspiration.
设计一双深受女性爱戴的鸡骨鞋 I have come up with the innovative Chicken Bone Shoes.
这双鞋的坚硬程度 Chicken Bone Shoes
足足可以承受两百斤以上的肥婆! Can even support women weighing over 200 kg.
真是太有天份了! How talented you are!
快去买酱油! Go and get the soy sauce!
你们刚看到了 她留意到我的天份 You just witnessed something. She likes my talent!
今天晚上我再帮你们改一个造型! New image for you guys tonight!
不会吧? Again? No!
双天至尊! 通杀! The Ultimate! Dealer takes all!
当今天下 谁敢在我面前号称是至尊? The Ultimate? In front of me?
让我教训你们! I'll show you something!
"I Win!"
"I Loose!"
好啊! Yeah!
"I Cheat!"
凤姐! 凤姐! Phoenix!
我一直以为你只是在戏班怀才不遇 I thought you were an acting talent waiting to be discovered,
真没想到你跟这些市井赌徒一样沉迷赌博 I didn't know you were a cheap gambler.
其实我... Actually...
好了吧! 赌已经是不好了 Gambling is bad enough.
你还去赢乡民们的血汗钱! And you take away these poor folks' money?
好! 那我去还给他们! OK! I'll return the money!
凤姐! 凤姐! Phoenix!
我还给他们了 还加利息 Money returned with interest!
其实我是想赢点钱 帮你修理这条金链子 Actually I wanted to make some money to repair your bracelet.
谁的这只? Whose bracelet is this?
拿错了 我去换! Wrong one! I'll exchange.
我不是有心的 I didn't mean it.
有车牌吗? License number?
没有 No license.
没车牌你开车满街乱跑? Running around without a license?
姓名 地址 保险箱密码 Name. Address. Safe Deposit Box combination.
小霸王的妹妹抢钱呀! It's Bully the Kid's sister!
你的金链子在这儿 Your bracelet is here.
不过我自己加了点小小创意 I put in a bit of my touch.
终于有人被我感动 My art strikes again,
不过这次我不是演戏 But this time
我是认真的 It is genuine.
看来这次我不能再让凤姐犯错误 We must save Phoenix from her mistake!
凤姐 你在哪呢? Phoenix, where are you?
在这儿 Here.
- 凤姐 - 什么事? - Phoenix. - What's wrong?
我是代表龙哥来跟你说话的 I want to talk to you, on behalf of your brother.
你既然同皇上那样那样 As you are so and so inclined towards the Emperor...
那如果犯错误的话 又那样那样 If you make any mistake with Mr. Ko, it'd be so and so...
龙哥又那样那样 Big brother would become so and so...
一个女人怎么能同时爱两个男人 那样那样 A woman can't so and so with two men...
我那样那样说完了 I so and so have finished.
好你个臭小子! You lousy chap!
你别以为龙哥不在 就有机可乘 Don't ever think you can do whatever you want while Big brother isn't here?
我可告诉你 凤姐这次可要做皇妃了 Tell you what, Phoenix will be a Princess.
皇妃? Princess?
是呀 Right.
这次我们兄弟们要做大官 就全靠她了 And we would all go to the imperial City and get rich.
你可别乱来! Hold your horses!
这位朋友这么多话 Good friend,
请你到外边好好谈一谈 Care to step outside and have a word?
好! 等我两个朋友! Let me get my two friends first.
你那两个朋友现在正在外面谈着呢 Your friends are already having a word outside.
臭小子 你给我等着! You lousy chap, you just wait.
在哪? Where?
在这! Here!
救命呀! Help!
我真的不认识他们 I really don't know them.
你是不是搞错了? You got the wrong person.
打! Hit him!
原来她是想做皇妃 She wants to be a princess?
[Sacred Pavilion]
你不是说不骗我吗 怎么又要骗我? You said you were not going to lie to me again?
我又没骗你 I didn't lie.
那你敢不敢把手放进炉里? Then put your hand in the fire.
如果你对哥哥真情真意的话 If your heart is pure,
你的手就不会烫伤的 You wouldn't be hurt.
你敢吗? Do you dare?
我敢! Yes!
伸呀 Do it then.
不要哭 不要哭了 Don't cry! Don't!
真心炉 如果我是真的喜欢高公子 Sacred Fire of Meilong...
请你给我一个指示 Please tell me if I really love Mr. Ko?
是不是在找烫伤药? Need some ointment?
痛啊? Does it hurt?
试了那个炉 你有什么样启示? So, what did the fire tell you?
我现在好混乱 I am confused.
我想着你的时候 就烧伤我这左手 When I was thinking of you, this hand hurt.
那我想着王相公时 又烧伤了我的右手 My other hand hurt when I was thinking of the Emperor.
这是当然的 Of course.
你心七上八下 哪里来的真心呀? How can you feel your heart when you are confused?
如果你是真心的话 If your feeling is strong and truthful,
根本就不用试那个炉了 Then you don't need this test.
如果你去试那个炉 If you need to test yourself,
就代表你根本不够真心嘛 It means your love is not absolute.
那我应该怎么办? What should I do?
全心全意 至真至诚 Be prepared to give all your heart.
记不记得我跟你说过什么? Remember what I had told you before?
我心中有你 你心中有我 You and me, each other in our hearts:
天地之大小于尘埃 The universe is no larger than a speck of dust.
我们两个内心世界里 Between us,
再也容纳不下其他的任何事物了 We have no space for anything else.
亲爱的 My dear,
让我带你共创我们爱的世界 I shall lead you to our world of love.
你不做皇妃了? You don't want to be the princess anymore?
不要了 No.
我要找一个像我哥一样的男人 四海为家 I will go for a man who like my brother is a wanderer.
我不要去做宫中的金丝雀 I don't want to be locked up in a palace.
好一个笼中鸟 金丝雀 Talk about locked up like a bird in a cage.
朕要找的也是一个能够 Being the Emperor, I also want to look for
与我四海为家的女人 someone who can wander around with me.
你又在演戏呀? No more acting!
这件事我一定要跟我哥讲 I must tell brother about this.
这是什么? What is this?
不知道 刚地上捡的 No idea. I found it on the ground.
要不要来一口? Want to try?
说真的 Really,
你有没有一个跟你长得差不多的亲戚? do you have a sibling like you?
你不是说我是天下无双吗? I thought I am unique?
我说差不多的 I mean, somehow alike.
我哥呀 跟你妹挺合适的 My elder brother, he'll be good for your sis.
为什么? How come?
他也特喜欢帮人擦背 He likes to rub backs.
想不到堂堂一个天子也有这种嗜好 The Emperor is into that?
想不到吧? Unbelievable, ha?
你见了他就知道了 Wait till you meet him.
吃饭啦 Let's eat.
是不是地震? An earthquake?
杀气! The smell of blood!
我觉得有一阵阵杀气逼近我们 A horrible force is closing in on us.
还想什么? What else are you thinking?
你妹妹会明白的 Your sis will understand.
干嘛? What?
糟啦 我感觉到杀气了 Damn. I can feel something horrible is coming.
哥! Brother!
哥 他们两个在里面会有事吗? Brother, do you think they'll be alright in there?
当然没事 Of course.
打死不离亲骨肉 好像我们这样 They are siblings after all, like us.
没事的 They'd be fine.
真的吗? You sure?
真的 Sure.
你身为一国之君 言而无信 You, leader of a country, did not keep a promise.
对你母后的安排 阳奉阴违 Disobeyed your mother...
教唆皇妹做一些违经逆典的行为 Solicited your royal sister to go astray...
加上私访江南 置天下子民不顾 Neglected your duties and went to Jiangnan.
这种不忠 不孝 不仁 不义的行为 Being so disloyal and unfaithful,
怎么对得起列祖列宗? How could you face your royal ancestors...
怎么面对百姓? And your country...
你现在还想跟这个不三不四 And you dare to wish
闲花野草的女子私订终身? To marry this common woman!
母后 她... Queen Mother, she...
还说! Shut up!
你敢? Dare you?
我要娶她! I shall marry her!
原来他才是皇上 So he is the Emperor?
哥 你说我可以和他在一起吗? Do you think I can get marry with him?
当然行! 你不记得爹说过? Definitely! You remember what dad told us?
说你的相长得好 大富大贵命 Your fate is to marry someone rich...
不嫁给有钱人 也会嫁达官贵人 Or some sort of nobleman.
哥 其实我并不想当皇妃 Brother, I don't really want to be a princess.
我只要能跟他在一起就可以了 I just want to be with him.
你们两个跟我进去吧 Now you two follow me.
今晚 我感受到一份真挚的爱情 Tonight I witnessed a true love
令我皇儿勇往直前 That empowered my son.
他终于长大成人 He has grown up.
因此我 准许你入宫 I grant your marriage.
我早说你行的! I told you!
下来! 下来! Sweetie, come down!
至于你 我查过 As for you,
你的品德很差! Your record shows a despicable character.
太后! 无凭无据你可别听人乱说! Your Highness! Please don't believe hearsay!
你自小无心向学 You were lazy at school,
十四岁就联群结党出来做小混混 Joined the street gang at 14...
在村子里称王称霸 And became the bully of the village.
两年前 你离开梅龙镇 Two years ago, you left Meilong
说是闯荡江湖 其实无所事事 To wander the world. But you did nothing.
你脾气暴躁 态度恶劣 You have bad temper and behave badly.
粗心大意 目不识丁 You are careless and uneducated.
所以你将来肯定是一事无成 So you must be a good-for-nothing.
所以 以你这样的人品 So...
我不能将公主嫁给你 I cannot grant you the Princess's hand.
母后 他以前不好 Queen Mother, he might be bad
不代表以后也不好 But people can change for the better.
以后的事你不知道 我也不知道 We cannot foretell the future,
倒不如让老天来决定 I shall leave this to destiny.
这一双是先王留下来的天下无双 Here, these are the Unique Destiny Rings left
缘定今生的龙凤配指环 By the late Emperor.
真的有啊! They really exist!
这对指环是先王留给我 The late emperor left them for me,
用来替你挑选驸马的 To help you select your husband.
如果他是你注定的丈夫 If he is your destiny,
戴上后就不会掉下来 The ring will fit perfectly and will not fall out,
代表你们永不分离 It is a symbol you will never part.
你敢不敢试? Will you take the test?
敢! I will!
好! Good!
如果它掉下来 If the ring falls out,
你答应我 以后永远都不能见他! You promise never to see him again!
戴上它吧 Wear it.
这辈子我们都不会分开了 We will never part again.
看到了 他不是你缘定的夫君 See. He is not your destiny!
他根本就配不起你! This worthless man doesn't deserve you.
你是敷不上墙的烂泥 You're worthless.
你根本配不上! You don't deserve her!
哥! Brother!
我不能照顾你一辈子 I can no longer live with you any more
以后你要靠自己了 You'll have to take care of yourself from now on.
我一向是以四海为家 As I must take my leave and continue my wandering life.
我知道你今天很开心 我感应得到 I am happy for you, I know you are.
哥哥没事了 你不信? Believe me, I am fine.
别走啊! Don't go!
拦住长公主! Stop the Princess!
别走啊! Don't go!
哥! Brother!
为什么这样对我哥哥? Why do you do this to him?
上次是咱们俩一起走的 Last time it was the two of us,
这次有了皇嫂这个生力军 Now that you have joined...
我们兵分三路 太后一定没辙 The three of us would be invincible.
我们到梅龙镇再会合 We'll meet up in Meilong.
你干嘛要去梅龙镇? Why Meilong?
这样你才可以在那认识嫂子 So that you can get to know her...
嫂子也才可以在那等你认识她 And she'd be waiting there for you to get to know her.
咱们在后花园集合出发 Let's pack and go.
别抓我回去 行不行? Wouldn't you let me go?
这次我们要变一下 咱们清一色娘子军 New tactics this time. Just women this time.
我跟你走! We leave together!
我干嘛要走? Why should I leave with you?
你不是跟长公主说你挂念我吗? You told the princess you missed me.
所以我就来救你 I am here to save you.
你是谁呀? But who are you?
我是你哥呀! I am your brother!
妹妹! 你没事吧? Sis, are you alright?
来人! 拿药来! Get the medicine!
你们是不是抓我抓上瘾啦? Are you people addicted to catching me or what?
好! 这次我跟你走! Great, this time I leave with you.
你疯了! 要我跟你出走? Are you nuts, wanting me run away with you?
根据野史记载 那年冬天 As the gossip went, when winter arrived...
无双长公主每日都在城楼徘徊 Princess Wushuang became totally lost in herself.
有时自言自语 有时欢喜若狂 She had cut herself off.
她不断对人说 会有一个人来接她 She kept telling people someone was on his way for her.
当时群医束手无策 Medication did not help.
有人说她是因为忧国忧民 Some said the country's burden...
所以举止失常 Has gotten her.
也有人说 她其实是感情受创 Others said she was stricken down
相思成狂 By love.
皇太后 Your Majesty,
我们是代表哲别王子送聘礼来的 Our prince would like to propose marriage.
母后 Queen Mother,
我哥跟长公主是真诚相爱 My brother and the Princess are truly in love.
龙凤配指环之事只不过是一个借口罢了 The ring was merely your excuse, wasn't it?
母后 你何苦要拆散他们呢? Queen Mother, why separate them?
住口! Enough!
我宁愿她嫁出去 做一个疯皇妃 I would rather have a crazy Princess married away,
也不要留一个傻公主在我身边 Than have a silly one by my side.
我能跟你喝酒当然高兴! I am so glad we're drinking again!
那你这样说就不对了 Now you're wrong to say that.
老是在搅和 Don't say something else
话又说回来呀 王相公 As we are on this topic...
其实 真是你不对呀 Actually, it was your fault.
上次你一声不响就走了 Leaving without a word.
不是想着你 Not that I miss you.
不过多个人喝酒 好玩而已 But a company is good.
你上次不辞而别 真是不太够意思 It was just too much, leaving like that.
不是吧? Hell, you don't mean it!
不是吧? 你掉进茅房里? You fell down the toilet?
干杯! Cheers!
我已经和我丈夫分开了 I broke up with my husband.
是不是搬回来住? Coming back for good?
不是 我是路过这儿 No, I am on my way
我打算去我姨妈家 To my aunt's village.
这里有些银子 Take the money.
你拿去路上用吧 You'll need it for your trip.
你是不是又认识了一个女孩? Have you met someone?
这条手链本来就要送给你的 Take the bracelet too, I meant to give it to you.
拿去吧 Take it.
是我爹说你配不起我 It was my father said you didn't deserve me.
我没有说过你配不起我 I never said that.
今天你才给我这链子 Why do you give me this bracelet today,
为什么以前不给? But not in the past?
龙哥! Good brother.
紫霞! Zi Xia!
紫霞说得对 Zi Xia was right.
你每次都是怕人家嫌弃你 Every time you broke up because you were afraid of being abandoned.
你就放弃这段感情 You gave up the love with Zi Xia,
好像你和长公主的事一样 Just like what you did with the Princess.
你这三八! 一回来就唠唠叨叨 You busy body, as soon as you return, you keep on nagging...
我和长公主的事关你屁事? Whatever between me and the Princess, is none of your business.
你的事当然不关我的事 I don't care about your business.
但长公主的事就关我的事! But the Princess's business is my business!
她八岁那年曾经救过一只下凡受伤的玉兔 At age eight, she saved a Divine Rabbit from death.
这只玉兔在她悉心照顾之下回复健康 Under her care, the Divine Rabbit recovered.
这只玉兔为了报答她 From then on,
就暗中处处保护她 The Rabbit saw to the Princess's well being.
让她事事化险为夷 Righting all wrongs for her.
那你说长公主的事不关我的事? And you tell me to mind my own business?
扯什么蛋? Bullshit!
假掰也好 真掰也好 Believe it or not,
刚才紫霞还没点醒你? Just take heed.
你是要娶长公主 又不是娶她老妈 You want to marry the Princess, who cares about the Queen Mother.
长公主也没说你配不上她 Did the Princess ever say that you don't deserve her?
我知道你在想什么 I know what you're thinking:
你想就算长公主不嫌弃你 Even if the Princess doesn't mind,
你戴不上那只戒指 The ring didn't fit you,
也不能算真命天子是吗? so you're not her true love!
想戴上这个戒指你就要记住 If you want the ring to fit, remember this:
天高地大 知心只有一个 For your one and only love,
爱一个人就要把自己豁出去 You must forget yourself.
全心全意达到无我境界 Without worrying about your own being, nothing can stop you.
长公主过两天出嫁 The Princess is getting married in two days.
给一个机会自己吧 Please give yourself a chance.
龙哥 Good brother.
- 什么事? 龙哥 - 干嘛? - What's the matter? - What's it?
我不在这两年 While I was away these past two years,
情比金坚这小子是谁收的? Who took this guy named Amour Amour in?
他不是你找的兄弟吗? Wasn't he one of your friends?
他比你早一天来过这儿 他说是你兄弟 He showed up a day before your return and claimed to be your friend.
他究竟是什么人呢? Who on earth is he?
情比金坚这个人到底是谁呢? Who on earth is Amour Amour?
有人说他是市井流氓 Some say he is a tramp.
也有人说他是江湖术士 Others say he is a magician.
更有一种说法 说他是手牵红线 Another saying goes...
掌管天下姻缘的月老仙子 Amour Amour is the goddess who match lovers together.
这么多年来 每次有什么挫折 So far, I have taken care
我都会安慰自己 Of all my weariness in a breath.
一个深呼吸就算了 But the breath method
但是这次 我知道是不行的 Has failed me this time.
因为我已经试了好多次 No matter how hard I tried.
我一直相信 人与人之间是有心灵感应 Before, I used to be able to detect my sis' vibes.
以前是跟我妹 现在是跟另外一个人 Now, it is someone else.
我感受到她很需要我 She is screaming for me inside.
所以我决定离开 I left Meilong.
大胆李一龙! Li Yilong!
竟敢冒犯无双长公主? You dare to offend Princess Wushuang?
我不是来冒犯长公主的 I don't mean to offend her.
我只是想跟她讲几句话 I just want to say a few words to her.
前晚我碰到一个十几年前的旧朋友 A couple of nights ago, I met an old friend,
她点醒了我 And she enlightened me.
我不应该因为其他人对我的看法 I shouldn't care other opinions on me,
而去伤害一个我心爱的人 And hurt my beloved.
我应该学你皇兄那样 I should learn from your brother,
就算熊熊烈火都不会退缩 Be brave and face challenges.
今天 我要送这条链子给我的妻子 Today, I want to offer this bracelet to my wife.
希望她会原谅我 I hope she would forgive me,
我们永远都不分开 And we can be together forever.
李一龙 长公主已经走了 Li Yilong, the Princess has already gone.
是皇上叫我放了她的 The Emperor told me to release her.
刚才我一直犹豫不敢这么做 Just now, I was hesitant to let her go.
因为我怕太后知道会砍我的头 I was afraid that her Highness would chop my head off.
但是我看她一直哭 But the Princess cried all the time,
越哭越像你的样子 Looking more and more like you.
我实在不忍心就把她放了 I couldn't stand it any longer and let her go.
以后你要好好的对她 From now on, you take good care of her.
很多时候 爱一个人爱得太深 Often, if one loves too deeply,
人会醉 It is intoxicating.
而恨的太久 心也容易碎 If one hates too deeply, the heart is easily broken.
世间最痛苦的事莫过于等待 The most painful experience in life, however, is waiting.
我不知道她等了我多久 I didn't know how long she waited.
我一直以为我不会有机会再见到她 I thought all along I would never see her again.
突然间 我不知道怎么开口 Suddenly, I didn't know how to speak.
不知道怎么讲那句话 I couldn't figure out how to say...
告诉她 我真的很爱她 To tell her I really love her.
你没看见我在跟王相公说话吗? Can't you see I am chatting with her?
滚开! Get off!
你放松点吧 你记住 Relax. Remember,
你只不过是俗世中的一粒微尘 You're just a speck of dust.
天地这么大 一个深呼吸 A deep breath...
就什么烦恼都没了 Will take all your unhappiness away.
我是不会放弃的 I would never give up.
因为你在我心目中 Because deep in my heart,
永远都是天下无双 You will forever be the only one.
我从来都没想过 I never thought,
当我再见到她的时候 When I saw her again,
她已经变成另外一个人 She'd have become another person.
她一直重复我的话 She just kept repeating my words...
她以为她自己是我 She thought she was me.
原来爱一个人爱得太深 It's true that if one loves too deeply,
真的就醉了 It is intoxicating.
说着说着 我变成另外一个人 As it happened, I too became another person.
一个女人 A woman.
你记不记得 Do you remember
你曾经在这里交了枝桃花给我? You gave me a plum blossom branch here?
你说春暖花开 You said when spring comes
桃花还要面向阳光 The blossom branch should face the sun?
没错 我还说过 Yes. I also said
如果你是一个女人 If you were a woman,
我一定会娶你为妻 I'd marry you.
我老实告诉你 To tell you the truth,
我是一个女人! I am a woman!
我们有过肌肤之亲 桃花为盟 We shared a bed and we have a token...
你一定要娶我为妻! You must take me as your wife!
我是答应过你 Indeed I promised...
不过我配不上你 But I don't deserve you.
因为我戴不上 Because...
这对天下无双 缘定今生龙凤配指环 The Unique Destiny Rings fell off my finger.
傻瓜! Silly!
戴龙凤指环最要紧是达到无我境界 For the ring to fit, you must forget yourself.
只要你记住 Just think of me
我永远都是你的天下无双就行了 As your sole destiny.
试试吧! Try it!
戴上它 我们一辈子都不分开 Wear it and we'll never be apart!
是不是? 我早就说可以了! You see? I said it would work!
原来尘世间有很多烦恼是很容易解决的 So many earthly worries are easily solved.
有些事只要你肯反过来看 When you are willing to see certain things differently,
你会有另外一番光景 You get another perspective.
我终于明白 “镜花水月”是什么意思 I eventually understood, what "Mirage" meant.
其实情之所至 When it comes to true love,
应该你中有我 我中有你 Two people blend into each other.
谁是男 谁是女 Who cares who's the man
又有什么关系呢? And who's the woman?
两个人在一起开心不就行了 As long as we are happy together, that's fine.
今天她是小霸王 Today she is Bully the Kid,
可能明天又轮到我了 Maybe it will be my turn tomorrow.
桃花开了! 桃花开了! The peach blossoms are blooming! They're blooming!
皇妹说得对 春暖花开 The Princess was right. The time has come for the flowers to bloom.
我想她一定找到自己喜欢的人了 I guess she must have found her true love!
笑就笑吧 别装蒜了 Laugh all you can, don't play dumb.
来啦 乖 Come, my love!
是不是很温馨? Isn't this wonderful?
The End